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Yeah well my internet may be many times slower but I can still post faster n all yall

He was glazing the chicken

Rolling weed in anything is wasteful. That thing always burning what are you trying to get the furniture stoned

Nope still got it. 0 accidents so far but they're always trying me.

It's so unfortunate. Those jokes about him trading for Noah and rebuilding the fail bulls are getting way too real.

It's going to be your best defense in court

They've been trying to call me in since three. Keep calling, fools

How many times in your life have you suggested to fuggs the idea of meeting irl at some point, told her you loved her, talked about getting married, or mentioned any other form of relationship commitment stuff like that

Looks like you'll be toiling in the webcam mines if you want to earn any living today

Love taking gulps out of a warm glass of gin

I wish

I'm calling the police

Yes, clothed non penetrative sex

I will destroy him

What I'm saying is let's pkmn battle

Look I don't know Maybe level up a character in a new video game instead of leveling up another account here so you can dual wield in dumpster fires

Why even have an alt here...you can just ask them to change your sn

Cake smoothies and fried pies

No he puts it in gallon jugs

My buddy is really into growing his own veggies and raises chickens and all that so he's always hooking me up with a bunch of free eggs and dog milk and whatever else he has extra of

I accidentally sharted into my own hand last year, I felt like a monkey. The urge to throw it was there

Dying to see 76ers and Cavs match up in the first round and Philly advance, just the most stressful and dramatic way possible to end LeBron's last season in Cleveland. I am 100% in on this Philly team, how can you not be? Fire breathing Finals Embiid is too good to let the Raptors stand in the way Idk what's wrong with Kawhi but quietly expecting the spurs to miss the playoffs entirely at this point Memphis doing an excellent job at losing every possible game down the stretch, cue Chandler Parsons yelling like Paul Pierce "this is why they brought me here!" Anthony Davis needs to make the playoffs again, losing out on the 8th seed to the Clippers or Jazz would be way way too sad. Hope the Rockets finish with the top seed and Harden wins MVP, will make it that much funnier when they don't make the WCF in totally bizarre fashion.

That's tight

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