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Come sit next to me on the bus baby Or I will research your Facebook Find out where you work at Confront you about choosing all these other guys over an alpha Sip another tallboy and unleash the Milwaukee's Beast all over this hostess's station at Chili's

It's just been all cloudy and windy and uselessly humid all day, I've been ready for the sky to unleash that wet nasty shit. Where's it at

"Come and talk to me We're not done talking yet You'll pay for this Slams you against the wall"

That's cool, being homeless is cool if you have internet

You seem pretty alpha, innocuous new user

Well well well, let party

Does your store have that unappetizing picture of a goblin right as soon as you walk in?

PHILLY Markelle Fultz looked so good I can't believe it, such an unfair team for anyone in the east to have to deal with in the playoffs. Really fun home crowd

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

Checkmate. King me

Fast fried tuna lump from Mcdurgers

Oh shit GGW. One time during class in 8th or 9th grade this funny ass kid just blurts out in a high pitched voice "this is my first tiiiiime" and just about every dude in the room bursted out laughing

Nope. That's how drunken late night suicides happen.

For Republicans. Doing the devil's work.

Did crocs suddenly stop being comfortable or something

That's like something an Arrested Development character would have

Don't spend that much on a pair of shoes

I shitpost and nap overnight at a hotel

That's his house now You'll need to find another burrow to sleep in tonight, and eventually a new mate to start a fresh litter with. Or steal the light bulb thing and take over someone else's situation It is a very complicated world.

Clearly fake, your neighbors probably already reported it but worth it to add your report as well. I feel bad for the people who are too meek or whatever to refuse to let the light bulb installation guy in their house

This jingle was on the radio for over ten years, seemed like every single commercial break for some Nashville stations

ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW base af

Ok scoob