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Nope. That's how drunken late night suicides happen.

For Republicans. Doing the devil's work.

Did crocs suddenly stop being comfortable or something

That's like something an Arrested Development character would have

Don't spend that much on a pair of shoes

I shitpost and nap overnight at a hotel

That's his house now You'll need to find another burrow to sleep in tonight, and eventually a new mate to start a fresh litter with. Or steal the light bulb thing and take over someone else's situation It is a very complicated world.

Clearly fake, your neighbors probably already reported it but worth it to add your report as well. I feel bad for the people who are too meek or whatever to refuse to let the light bulb installation guy in their house

This jingle was on the radio for over ten years, seemed like every single commercial break for some Nashville stations

ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW base af

Ok scoob

I get pulled over for speeding occasionally and since it's usually because I'm late for work I always give the cop my hardass boss's name so that he'll get the ticket, I even heard him on the phone once complaining about all the tickets he keeps gstting ha ha seems fair to me !!

This is where I would have canceled the post

Ugh fine, it's not needed for the car to run or anything but to pass emissions tests in places that have those... You win on a technicality Does your county have strict emissions requirements or something? So glad nobody even looks at your car here

Vile wretch

You probably spelled it cadillac who knows what you googled Show me then

So you left the extra nickel for someone else Right

No car needs two catalytic converters

Like on the internet, or over the phone. Especially when you lead people to get themselves in trouble by making the other options Ann Coulter and Mike Pence, the two hottest phat ass dimes in America

It's a really stupid idea to play fuck marry kill with the president

I've decided to let you back in, but you are on extremely thin ice

I use YouTube to mp3 converters a lot too

I'll take it. And I'll give you $25 if you include a little treat