NaBarney

The Netflix preview looked so bad. To whom it may concern, I will say The Ritual was better than I thought it would be

Maybe this is the same guy putting nails in your tires

Uh I work for a Fortune 500 company

I'm a expert at being single and not having any money.

Ask nicely if they'll let you feed some fish They'll probably say no but you only go around once.

Go to a pet store and look at the snakes and shit. If you have an aquarium specific pet store even better, free aquarium visit

Piss cones

Their yard Maybe walk down the street

It's just pickle juice and ice??? Come on. There's no snow cone stands are there

I'm sticking with the heat thing. You said they're not in Georgia, and Georgia is the hottest place on Earth. My hell state touches GA, case closed

It's probably too hot for the shaved ice to last more than a few seconds and then you're just holding a cone of apparently sometimes pickle flavored sugar water. Whereas you can walk somewhere with ice cream before it becomes a mess. Or maybe people just hate it here. I don't really want one. Who knows

Flaying em

Ice cream shops and trucks and Del's Lemonade and Sonic I am familiar with and get... Four to twelve snow cone stands with one on the street you live on is completely alien

I can't fucking believe this is normal.

I mean, probably, but they're talking about PeanutCat.

Pics of all 4

It is charging note the battery lightning bolt. Those check marks are porn downloads btw

One time someone told me the ghost of their grandpa saved them from drowning when they were a kid and I told them that probably wasn't what happened and they got really emotional and upset

What the fuck Idk I've never seen one. Like I don't go to fairs and shit ever but yeah, definitely never seen a snow cone stand just around. I Googled snow cones + my city and got one result for a business I've never heard of with no reviews and this pic of its location

You need to just chalk this one up to the game and leave that man alone

I've never seen a snow cone stand in my entire life

It's not a sundae

Just work at another starbucks