NaBarney

I get pulled over for speeding occasionally and since it's usually because I'm late for work I always give the cop my hardass boss's name so that he'll get the ticket, I even heard him on the phone once complaining about all the tickets he keeps gstting ha ha seems fair to me !!

This is where I would have canceled the post

Ugh fine, it's not needed for the car to run or anything but to pass emissions tests in places that have those... You win on a technicality Does your county have strict emissions requirements or something? So glad nobody even looks at your car here

Vile wretch

You probably spelled it cadillac who knows what you googled Show me then

So you left the extra nickel for someone else Right

No car needs two catalytic converters

Like on the internet, or over the phone. Especially when you lead people to get themselves in trouble by making the other options Ann Coulter and Mike Pence, the two hottest phat ass dimes in America

It's a really stupid idea to play fuck marry kill with the president

I've decided to let you back in, but you are on extremely thin ice

I use YouTube to mp3 converters a lot too

I'll take it. And I'll give you $25 if you include a little treat

Extremely funny concept @Mix Idk why

None. That's like saying how much air do we eat

LOL yeah I actually just got really high for the first time in a full day like 25 minutes ago. I should get off my phone

Driving home from work drunk

Hell yeah I'm gonna give Madison a younger sibling with all kinds of problems

I stick w Lagunitas because it's always the cheapest 8/9/10% beer available. Like $10 for a six pack. This showed up a little while ago and is all I been buying https://lagunitas.com/beer/undercover

If I wasn't at work right now I'd be out for sure

She didn't tell me when our next appointment was so I'll wait a few days to send her a message on the dating site even though I have her number and find out if we're going to eat together again

These are the only free games I can play in the app so I guess I'm out, it's blocked on the work computers.

My phone browser won't play it I'm gonna get the app

Ok