NaBarney

Ooooooh yaaaaaaaa I keep coming back, I'm stuck on em

Life's a dream

You have multiple accounts here? Why does anyone have multiple accounts here.

Your folly is that you never believed in the heart of the cards *Pikachu howls*

Wait really, you sound so much exactly like him. Screen name of some Japanese bullshit, a posting history almost entirely composed of zeni threads with a couple of not friendly replies to/about Packard and fuggs sprinkled in, calling zeni things like little man, little creep, other internet tough guy stuff, referencing his old school antics, absolutely no normal posts about like your own interests or anything not attacking zeni - all killjoy's MO. I mean everyone takes potshots at zeni but you got the kj approach down verbatim. But alright, if you want to be anon that's cool, "definitely not" killjoy, got it. Welcome back anyway, mysterious old ASMBer.

Jesus, any of it. Just any one thing.

I mean I'd love it if that were true, if it was someone else from far back enough to have an opinion on Satyr's shtick, spontaneously appearing here and running with the Musket mis-ID. Doing some weird shit. I just don't think we're that lucky. Now go kiss your brother on the cheek.

GO HUG YOUR ADULT SON, HE MIGHT NOT COME VISIT AGAIN

Nah I pinged him right away, no rocky quasi romantic past required. This probably won't mean much to anyone aside from Pat and idek who else has been around long enough to remember pre-2010 Babbling, but if the all caps rant about black holes and math hadn't already convinced me, this would be more than enough. It's him. Stop pretending like you don't recognize your own son standing before you, a little older, a little wiser... https://unevenedge.com/topic/26907-unban-zenigundam/?page=2&tab=comments#comment-443043 VirtualSatyr ran into a wall much earlier than that because he tried to be brilliant with it. His premises were so unbelievably absurd that it became hard to top himself and he just couldn't do it. He strolled into ridiculousness and didn't know how to follow himself. That's the lesson of the internet. If you want to last, be The Simpsons.

Look you're making it really hard for this Musket alt of mine to get any traction, why don't you back off.

AN IMPOSTER! But nah that rant about black holes and math sealed it for me, it's him. He must've meant he's only smelled but not tasted beer so far that day, not ever, and said he'd dare not taste bc that was posted at like noon Pacific time and he's not an alcoholic. Enough of this reluctance. Embrace your brother.

Jesus, it hurts. If y'all weren't always on fire and running out of water I'd already be out there

Awesome, awesome. This should settle any doubts about you being you. Man I really want legal weed, that scientifically superior, medicine-grade, laboratory shit

It doesn't help that he actually does have a fleet of alts here

Hell yeah this is the muskest post so far. Right about what about black holes? I thought that Disney documentary from the 70s covered all the facts

After reviewing all the evidence I consulted with my autism and determined that it must be him, the same way I fingered musket, heh heh

O for sure, idk about the rest of it all but you got that part right.

https://unevenedge.com/profile/473-jaquio/ Joined right after he was mentioned in the noin recap thread but couldn't post in it bc DF, so he just went around trashing zeni the way he always did

Killjoy joined like a month ago and made a few posts, if this happened to him i wouldn't care. Musket is good though, now quit shitting the bed

1. Screen name is GreatBallsOfJizz. Come on. 2. Clicked tracker and immediately saw a post talking about his dick 3. Had another post talking about the world being terrible in his signature "the world is terrible" style that's recognizable after you spend like ten years reading his posts 4. Another telling thing that I won't mention and which may or may not exist but looks good to have here to make it seem like I'm speaking from authority and really know what I'm talking about, and to dissuade people from saying about exhibits 1-3 "that's not enough proof" 5. Highly specialized, extremely advanced forum autism

How do you not recognize your own internet kin? I mean fuck, if you can't be convinced then your loyal tagalongs are just going to continue following your lead and make this another viper thread and we'll end up right back in the dumpster fire folder. Please think this through, you have a responsibility to scoobdog and Co. not to lead them astray (and to everyone else, who really doesn't want to read more of that shit)

I always figured you were probably doing good since you weren't here, but it's good to get some confirmation every year or two. If you're still on the weed coast say hi to my dad, he's homeless and usually sleeping somewhere on the beach in LA or San Diego county

Man I know. No idea what zeni or viper shenanigans happened yesterday but it seems to have completely scrambled the brains of some of the shitposters. Like I get that not everyone can have my advanced level of forum autism, but holy shit Wonder how many other returns got quashed due to the mob mistakenly crying alt. Like probably no one good, but still.

They thought you were zeni or something so they hid your other thread in a shit folder where you can't see it, so let's do this up right @GreatBallsOfJizz Feel free to yell at me and deny everything if I misidentified you or if, much more likely, you'd prefer to remain anonymous

This is the worst thread I've ever seen