scoobdog

Look at you, wasting water like a fucking boss and selling illegal devices to people for a profit. Looks like you're expanding your criminal enterprise.

So when we get to the casino, how are we going too know who he is? He might try to hide his rattail under his hat or something.... I know! We can throw quarters in the bathroom and see who runs in to pick them up.

Just going to the office, to sit at my desk, and spend the day posting here.

On an unrelated note, I need to get a stomach reduction.

Absolutely not.

Other work? All you do is clean shit off toilet stalls and pick up trash. What you mean is it takes time away from you rummaging through the dumpsters.

You're a janitor that smells of cigarettes and despair. I imagine no one wants to get close enough to you to actually fire you.

Whole heartedly approve. A healthy, happy Boo is best Boo.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!!! I feel like I've really done something worthwhile.

What's that on your head?

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I insult him because he's a horrible employee that gets paid far too much to be a thief and general malcontent.

No, not interestingly, like at all.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hollywood-mourns-bill-paxtons-death-980171 This is kind of shocking because he was so young. He's been on so many films you probably have seen him with out even thinking about it. But he's probably best known for starring alongside Tom Hanks in Apollo 13.

Buenos dias a ti tambien. My Spanish is total shit, and I remember less of it as I get older.

Humanity means things related to humans. That could broadly be used to describe the state of being human or simply of or related to humans. It is sometimes used to describe the core values of being human, but that tends to be problematic since what it means to be human varies across multiple perspectives. The discovery of planets can alter humanity if such is defined of that related to being human but it would not alter the state of being human, nor would it likely change our core values.

TV made me think dogs could eat weed and hold semi-intelligible conversations, but my dog just looks at me with doe eyes then goes and pees on the floor. Seriously, though, my cat Bill gets his ass handed to him by all the other cats, so he goes and fucks up our chihuahua wiener mix... who just keeps wagging her tail. It's really a sad analogy for the state of society.

Goddam cats.

Shut up, Nabs.

Not to be disparaging, but if my cousin can do it I'm sure you can pass in your sleep. Seriously, this chick gets a blast out of watching Trump speeches on her computer. Thank God she can't see me inside my office.

No, I know. My cousin, who sits across the office, got her notary public several years ago so our company didn't have to bring someone else in to notarize documents for permits and the like. It's easy enough to forget that everyone has to be present if you're in a rush and you're not thinking about defrauding anyone. But, the law is generally the same everywhere - not there in person = no notarizing.

You fuckers need to start your own comedy routine.

Do it, boss.

Your boss is trying to use you to commit fraud?

Lol. You creeping on your former boss? Did you go over to his place and sift through his trash too?