I drink AO on rare occasions, but like Dane, the sugar in those things is just way too much for me. You should at least stick to wheat beers if you're averse to the hoppiness of regular lagers.
Usually, if I don't know what I want, I convince my self that I'm not hungry and leave it at that. If I'm so hungry I'll eat anything and there is no time, it's a bottle of lightly salted peanuts.
See I would have gone with ....
"But instead of spaceship math the title's premise refers to all of the things prison bf stashed in his ass for his beloved fuggs......"
Helps when you get the name right, brah......
Seriously, though, I remember how much trouble he had making Mjölnir his SN because Lithium couldn't register the umlaut.