scoobdog

I'm not going to your stand if Phillies isn't there to serve me.

Could you make that picture any bigger?

Paper Crane.

Exactly.

For any meat to be "delicious" in the sense most of us think, those animals would have to be bred specifically to be food. Mammals (red meat in general) tends to be tastier to Western palates when they have more fat. The penguin would probably be the exception, but they also eat fish unlike any typically lean fowl meat.

What'd he say....?

Asshole. (jk)

The fuck? THey're adding karma points to Pooh? Fine - Pooh you need a new special number.

How about you shove your head up a cow's ass?

Probably not.

Seriously, though. That really pisses me off too. Actually, it's hard to be serious when you're intentionally being an overemoting ass in a thread, but, for real, this pisses me off.

Ouch. Lol.

OHGODWHYYYYYYYYYY.... ....YYYYYYYYY.... ....Y?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malaprops are supposed to be so easy, a lobotomized vagrant can do them. Why are you dumber than a lobotomized vagrant?

What browser are you using?

Nope, from my comp.

It doesn't work for me..... Stupid UE.

*Sobs Uncontrollably*

YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!

I'm jealous!

I forgot to tip a janitor... like every single time I've ever been in a public restroom.

I laughed. But, it seems a bit improbable to do correctly.

.... Sadly, you're right.

Most people aren't as boring and irrelevant like you.