scoobdog

I only go for jury duty. I'm sure they can tell how bored I am when I walk by.

'sup bananas?

'Cause you're a junkie.

Nope.... Still not as stupid as MD.

Show them what, exactly?

It seems that the real problem with this is that the word enables people's insecurities. Ideally, you should never have to say something that you could demonstrate, but you can't demonstrate love to the people that demand to hear it. More often than not, the word stands in for something you can't provide them. I've never thought it to be the little innocuous phrase to be thrown around to appease - it inevitably warns of an incompatibility.

Weed burgers?

No, it's just sad.

C'mon man. There's nothing funny about any of this. The last thing her daughter deserves is to be an orphan.

Yes, we do need to do this.

This arent men, fuggs.

Because you're not taking your medication as prescribed so they aren't working.

RIP

Then I highly doubt you've been smoking that long.

Dude please. You're Michael to my Paul.

That really is fabulous news. Hopefully all that worry didn't take years of your life.

Nah, he's pretty baby faced, and his obvious immaturity lends itself to him appearing to be eight or nine years younger than he is. Hell, he even drinks like a sixteen year old.

Happy Birthday, Pooh!

You wouldn't let her suck your dick if she told the truth.

I should feel proud of that, but you've said it before. I think you're just flattering me now.

Was that an insult? Also, why aren't you speaking jive?

Inorite?

Bullshit. You made a huge stink about how you were tired of him treating you like a side piece.

Sure, just as long as you stop bringing up how much more awful 2017 is going to be for celebrity genocide.