scoobdog

I scrub my ball thoroughly and bathe them in scalding hot water.

When was the last time a chicken McNugget was actually made of chicken? Like, never.

More like a picture showing two legs and an arm (I think) doing something. It could be a picture of me sratching my balls for anyone actually cares.

Shut the fuck up you worthless sack of shit. She may not be skinny, but she ain't the dairy cow that shit you out.

And that is why you suck at this.

I know. You were nice to her before she did what she does to all of us.

If you have been telling the truth to us guys for the past twelve years (which I doubt). what do you want me to think of you? ???

I didn't really want to know, honestly. But, thanks anyway!

I don't even hate her hair. Also, all things considered, she's not really that fat either. It's just that she's so vacuous, the entire look gets ruined as soon as she says something.

I just want to know how you can get caller ID to show 000-000-0000 number so I can call people up and just say "The void awaits you," before hanging up.

Y'all win this round. To be fair, I don't even remember what thread I posted that won. It was probably a fuggs thread.

I don't remember that.

There's a couple I've seen around here that have lingered for years, unintentionally. In a way it's sadder seeing a lonely bleached white bow with no name than seeing the original memorial.

You won one of the turkey bagging prizes?

I don't need to see your shit, thanks.

That note was lamer than I expected based on the OP.

You look confused....

WHY NOT?!

You've never had that kind of disposable income.

I have Etymotic Research earbuds.... if you can call them that. They're the kind that have the foam tip and sound isolate. Best headphones money can buy.

And so, ghosty's porn career took off from there.

Most people won't. Since the brain can't usually distinguish stereo sound from front to back which much detail, it still processes as being in front of you. From left to right, it generally doesn't matter unless it's associated with a video where sounds coming from off screen could be confused. I typically do make sure that I have the the correct monitor in each ear, but it doesn't affect the over quality of the sound or the monitors themselves if the ears are reversed.

Along the same lines as Luuv.... this question does not provide adequate context beyond the basic premise to qualify probability.

Because no one could ever fake a text.

How's that coming? Do we need to start crowdfunding for that?