If that's even you making the video. But, to be fair, we see their bemused expressions for like a split second because whoever was taking that video sucked at it. They may well have called security.
I was going to say you had less pics then me, but I checked and you're actually a lot better about being up to date. Which is fine because you look fabulous as well. I looked great once .... like in the nineties. Nowdays I just use my girl to distract from my hideousness.
Seriously though, I can just imaging what those two walking down the hall were thinking, seeing this douche waddle around with his flip phone and a hand written name on a torn piece of paper.