scoobdog

Shut up, Scoob.

They're not looking in your direction. I wonder why?

Oh, your secret is safe with us. What goes in your mouth under the boardwalk, stays in your mouth under the boardwalk.

I'm sure they were interested.... in having you there to abuse.

AIDS is a serious problem, Kenny. You said so yourself. Do you want to spread AIDS just because you won't take any precautions?

I think not. We all remember you bragging about meeting up with your school chums at some dive.

What're you talking about? We're having a nice coherent conversation right here.... about how you need to bleach your throat to kill the AIDS the hobos give you.

Forget one of your own lies? That's convenient.

As opposed to, say, lying about how smart, successful and prosperous I am?

You misunderstand.... ....I say "lovers" but really they're just tricks to you.

But, I do like your proactive approach. Kenny'll never get AIDS from his hobo lovers.

Coating your throat with bleach? That's extreme even for you Kenny.

It doesn't stick to the floor if you swallow it, amirite @1938 Packard?

This right up your alley, champ. It's even shiny too.

He also thinks broken condoms cause a nonexistent AIDS crisis. He probably learned that on the same 16mm film. Kenny is a low achiever. He was probably beat up in school because he was stupid and slow. He's a janitor now because he's stupid and slow. I can just imagine the harassment he got at that "reunion" he had a year ago where he went to some diner to meet up with people that had absolutely no interest in seeing him.

She's leading the prisoners in a riot, as we speak.

Liar. I can see you pushing the broom furiously, trying to unstick the condom from the worn, stained carpet as if your life depended on it.

She's going for the jugular, I see.

Everyone poops.

I don't believe it. All that sticky manliness in that little latex tube; they're going to stick occasionally. You mean you've never reached down to pick one up and just casually look at it?

So.. You're saying he's full of shit?

Everyone will still get it, Viper.

But what happens when they're glued to the floor and the broom won't touch them?

A meme... too old... for the current crop of kids to know.... Huh...

Happy Birthday from sunny SoCal!