scoobdog

Yeah yeah, I know.

That's.... vague.

I keep mine short so you can't see the grey. It just looks like I have shitty highlights.

It's not just your lifespan that's impacted, it's your quality of life.

I'm not fucking with you. Diabetes is a nasty disease, and as much as I like to poke at you, I don't want you to have to go through what my dad went through.

You need to lose half your body weight, at least, for that to happen.

You being obese exponentially increases your likelihood of developing Type 2 diabetes.

As fat as you are, there's no way you ain't.

But it's so much better the way she does it.

I've always been impressed with your highlights. Like, your hair always looks so bouncy and vibrant.

I'm just confused now.

Would the children you eye raped on the wall make things better?

Solid plan.

Probably should have at least two stops, especially if you're not used to sitting in car four a couple hours at a time. I've done late night drives to the Bay Area which are six hours with two stops and done fine. Of course, thats on the I-5 doing 80 most of the way; the faster you drive, the less fatiguing it tends to be.

Just take breaks and get lots of sleep beforehand. Do you commute every day?

Cool. You gonna close the deal?

What the fuck are you talking about now?

Lol. Inorite?

Congratulations!

Suck getting old.

Lol Wut?

She looks happy. Oh wait.....

U mad, bro? Just 'cause big bad FBI agent was mean to da poor widdle Trey Gowdy? Awwwwww.

Hard not to be smug when you're looking at the shitstains of the GOP.