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scoobdog

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Everything posted by scoobdog

  1. I was going to say - no balls, so can't possibly be that bad.
  2. Being black also increases your chances.
  3. I'll protect you.
  4. That was mean. He just didn't want to bump into you.
  5. That narrows it down to 49.
  6. Congratulations! Now we're football rivals!
  7. That's a bad sign.
  8. While you're on WebMD, look up Smoker's Lung.
  9. Probably out of dumpster scraps for added value.
  10. White turkey is not real turkey. Not that you care since everything probably tastes like Marlboro to you.
  11. Based on the hip pack? Seven.
  12. Lol. The sandwich he posted had absolutely no color to it. Looks absolutely boring and tasteless, just like Kenny.
  13. This. Even beard trimmers don't cut the thick course hair that grows down there, they just grab.
  14. Can I wear a mullet and sleeveless jean jacket? I want Fuggs to cum all over herself at the alter.
  15. I'm sure he can cobble together a serviceable misogynistic joke, but I've never seen him particularly hate on Samantha Bee.
  16. After the 100th time, it's obviously not a lie. The thing messing up your apology is the fact only a complete moron would not check after the first time.
  17. Lol. Is that what you tell your bosses when they tell you to clean the bathroom?
  18. You get matching rompers.
  19. Making kings of paupers.
  20. Happy Birthday!
  21. Guy travels to..... That's disgusting
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