scoobdog

I truly believe that no inmate would risk more time sending dick picks and racy voicemails.

I've had five cars get nails in the tires ... In the fucking garage. So how long till I get molested?

So, to recap: Dick isn't 9". Picture isn't from a dude in jail.

Against my better judgement, I have to know... How does jailbird cock have access to a phone?

It's not cheese, bro.

You're not a victim. Unless there's a spike strip out behind your car, your driveway is covered in nails, or there's a dude hammering a nail into the wheel, on no one is trying to puncture your tires.

I dunno, you should probably ask her. Also, I guess this isn't something a non-construction person thinks about, but when you say "unless the roads are nailed together" the answer is they are. The various concrete forms used to create everything from curb and gutter to bridge supports are nailed and screwed together. In fact, there is no form of construction that doesn't involve the use of nails.

Indeed. Two out of three hotties give his dick 5 stars on Yelp. The third one is just vindictive.

For real, I agree. Not that one has to be driving badly or near construction sites to get nails because those little motherfuckers are everywhere. I look down any time I'm in a parking lot because I know I'll find a random screw just chilling there randomly. But, knowing Fuggs and her... impatience...., I don't doubt she cuts across places all the time and finds every fucking nail she can find. (Also, I know Nabs is being at least partly sincere. In this case, he's probably just bringing the "male rape" thing full circle, but, it's at least partly an honest attempt to indict my posting style.)

That's all it could be. His ego far outstrips his intelligence.

Your understanding of physics is on par with Kenny's. And, yes, that is exactly how I'm interpreting Fuggs.

So the reason you think someone is doing this is because it didn't happen for 15 years? GTFO with that shit. It is nearly impossible to insert a nail into a tire. Steel belts mean that the nail has to be basically "hit" hundreds of times by the road before it can actually puncture. If someone tried to nail the sidewall, the flat would be a catastrophic one. If someone were trying to nail your tire, all they could really do is throw a box of nails out behind your tires and have you drive over it several times. The culprit is most likely an area you drive in where there is construction.

WHAT?!!!!!

That so?

I sense a pattern.....

I remember you too. Hey!

Might be dementia.

Almost forgot, for fun at the beaches, your best bet is Bolsa Chica State Beach. It's in between Huntington and Seal Beaches and its one of the last places that still have fire pits. If low rent amusement parks is your thing, Knotts Berry Farm is still a great deal and its about five miles due west of Disney.

Well, you can't go by that either. But, chances are your blood pressure was high because you were doing something physical or the tester was put on too tight or something like that.

No seriously, that is dangerously high.

Well, let's see..... Pomona isn't that far out. You're right near Raging Waters, so you can take your board-short, beer-gut self to the water park to hit on pre teens. The county golf course, Mountain Meadows, overlooks the fairgrounds and the Speedway and offers great views of the Pomona Valley. There's a botanical garden, Rancho Santa Ana nearby, but that seems too pussy for you. If you like hiking, you're about 15-20 minutes from the hiking trails at Mt Baldy. If you like a hipsterish bar scene, I recommend my favorite hangout about a half hour down the CA-57, old town Fullerton. In particular, there's Hopscotch Tavern overlooking the Fullerton train station that has a full selection of whiskey and beer. I hang out there whenever I can. Disney is another 5-10 minutes down the CA-57 if you like paying a lot to be in a cattle call or you actually are a reeeeeeally die hard Disney fan. Nearby in downtown Anaheim, there's the Anaheim Packing District. Another 15-20 minutes from there (let's say an hour from Pomona) there's Old Town Orange and some great bars (Chapman east of the "Orange Crush" freeway interchange. Hit me up for specifics.

Comes with her own lubrication? Sounds good to me.

Awwww. She does look a little roughed up.

Is that a day of the week?