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scoobdog

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  1. No, I've never experienced a "thunderstorm" under the AC boardwalk.
  2. Plus a real cat wouldn't live 40 years. It's so much more depressing that this guy has had a delusion of companionship only to find the last four decades have been a cruel lie.
  3. Sounds like something your butthole experiences after a three days of straight salad.
  4. Is "icy cold water" a euphemism for warm jizz?
  5. Speaking of which, has @1938 Packard gargled bleach yet? The bums in Houston asked me to remind him because they don't want any AIDS.
  6. No one suggested that, you wretch. Also, thats clearly a mint leaf.
  7. That's what you think... Cock sucker.
  8. That's because no one wants him back.
  9. 🤘
  10. 👌
  11. That sad.
  12. Your employer knew you were on medical marijuana? Isn't that usually a non-starter?
  13. Only you would be confused by this.
  14. Her hair if fine. The pup tent she's wearing is another thing.
  15. Your head looks kind of big. Lol.
  16. I think its gotten more sophisticated. But, kids don't do laser tag anymore; instead they put on armor and shoot each other with paint balls.
  17. Lazer Tag. I still have all of it too.
  18. That's rii....! Wait a second.....
  19. No ABS, No problem?
  20. Jingai is fucking right. Come to California.
  21. California's nice. You'd like it here.
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