scoobdog

Never ever euthanize a healthy animal. Our vet will often take pets that their owners no longer want. It's how we got two of our family members. Most vets aren't like that, but they will know where you can take Max where he can find a home. That said, Poof is right: you need to neuter him. It won't stop all spraying, but it will drastically reduce it.

You could, as long as you could burp and fart on pitch. That being said, Fuggs isn't really a musician.

... Weren't you supposedly an alto saxophone player?

So you finally beat her into submission. Cool.

Not seeing the "open mind" yet.

None of them are playing an Erhu. How do you know which one to jack off to?

That sure is a lot of pop music.

This ain't even close.

So that's what a warning looks like.

That was pretty fucked. This is probably a good time to go over the ground rules. Things you can't do: Tell anyone to kill themselves. Tell Fuggs she's trying to kill, molest, whatever her own daughter. Make fun of Bucket's dead dad. There is no four. Call Don Roberto a pedo even though he jerks it to teenage chinese schoolgirls.

Unlike, say, when you cape for fuggs when she's being crazy.

Because he thinks he knows everything about everything just because he hasn't spent money on laundry detergent in a decade.

Nabs has his irrational grudges.

Don't be that way. I'll let you have Archie. He pretty much do whatever you tell him to do while brooding. Also, KJ is a Kiwi, so you can have him talk to you with that hot accent. What could be better than that?

This guy gets it. Lol.

Everyone is hot in Riverdale. Even Ethel who's suppose do be average in the comics is hot. I can't fucking help it!

Yeah... getting old sucks.

Well, I'm not going to criticize your taste on popular entertainment. For some reason, I can't seem to get enough of RIverdale.

Even the hentai? Everyone likes naked animated Chinese schoolgirls.

Also, you probably don't know me.... but I've liked your shit on FB before.

You're not a complete dick on Facebook?

Well, i was all ready to draft... then i brain farted and it was all over.

Mexicans don't mow weeds.

More like her baby popped out of her stomach like an alien.

So, there's no chance you'll see that kind of money with your intelligence.