Joke would suggest I'm being funny. I'm just commenting on the fact that they pretty much exist to be celebrities who offer a from of entertainment by living their lives (and all the drama that comes with that) in public view.
I know, I know. Way rude.
But seriously, feeling her pressed up against you, soft and warm, feeling her heart beat...
... Is there anything better than that? Commie girls can be soft and warm too.