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It, really kind of was.

That's stupid.

Did you just admit to being a rapist?

Do lot lizards count?

Graveyard shift at the old truck stop?

It's all relative. His humor used to really be "WTF?"

See? How can anyone doubt the commitment?

C'mon. Every time Wacky upgrades his humor, you all shoot him down. Let the guy have this.

Well, we're not talking about something like the National Anthem because that isn't inherently political. Those players were bringing attention to something that I would characterize as being a legitimate human right issue, at least in the respect that it didn't just affect them personally but in a way that supersedes any personal condition. The last thing anyone wants is a setting where first amendment rights are impinged upon, but there are certain things that deserve scorn even if there is a right to express them. Standing up for the suppression of men and women because of their race is too important an issue to deserve scorn. Standing up for a D-List celebrity who lies to people and has not conscience does.

You're an honorary Californian because everyone know that only Californians like Starbucks.

What's up with this smack talk on licorice? That shit can kill you - obviously, it's only for the strongest of the strong.

OK, enough. You broke out the Chris Brown.... time to get help.

Well, I wouldn't bring it up except for Brady has supported Trump in his capacity as a Patriot. What one does outside the locker room is its own thing and Belichek is smart enough to know that. Brady, however, brought it into the locker room.

...and his vocal support of Donald Trump...

"Douche fluid out the hooha" seems rather formal.

Get what? That the dudes treat you like life sized sex doll? That every picture you've ever show is of some dude posing in the mirror in his underwear like he's some kind of fashion model? That nobody ever thought military hottie was actually hot?

What a shocking twist.

The men you show us are the exact opposite of honest about who they are. They're not just phonies, but really pathetic phonies.

I'm sorry... Raul Julia was toying with everyone else in that movie.

Well, the men you find. Most everyone else does just fine not finding trash dudes.

Uh... what's that got to do with laying pipe? Do you need to punch your gut to get the bowels moving?

Every last one of those dudes is trash.

Fuggs... Why you dumpster dive for dick?

Are you sexting an illiterate bot?

Well, whatever works. It has to be more than just calorie intake if you're improving on cardio too.