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Just a hunch, but I think its safe to assume that dresser came with her husband and was not just sitting in the house when they bought it.... And it was half a decade.

He only asks for a hug when you don't want to pay him to do shit?

She meant the flagpole....

Damn.

You know who's it is? Wait does that mean....?

Uh oh.....

The whole thing is fucked. KD with a rupture achilles and Klay with a torn ACL. I can't imagine a worse way for the Warriors to go out, and, despite how good the Raptors really were (and how they clearly deserved the championship), it's hard not to have that taint the victory.

Good

Awwww That's just a baby water spout.

Fuck no.

I'll be honest... I haven't seen a Pizza Hut ad in years.

Words of wisdom...

Doesn't look like a Journey song.

Nah, your hand doesn't look all that small. I mean, they would probably be small on me, but they look about right for you.

I hate the lack of communication at times like this.

I didn't for my main, obviously, but I actually did have to do it for a recent alt.

Knowing the shit you buy, there's more scrap than meat in those "steaks" you buy.

You walk three blocks carrying an armful of meat scraps and you don't get raped by every feral cat in a mile radius?

Yeah. Don't.

Your courtyard must be littered with dead sea gulls.

.... .... .... At least you stopped calling her Day-Z.

He already said no, Jackass.

Jesus. You're like a year older than me: GTFO with that "I'm looking my age" shit.

Awwwww. I liked it when you were a bitch.

Do you have an external mike?