scoobdog

Otherwise you'ld be camped out in her front yard, right?

Load up on fiber, and you'll never grunt again. Of course, it'll be the exact opposite where you don't make it to the toilet sometimes.... but at least you don't have a coronary doing it.

He's posting in character.

I'm glad you're taking it seriously. Hope it gets cleared up pronto.

What? Does it spit acid or something?

You obviously didn't try everything because the police had to show up at your place to serve you for a fucking bill.

Tempty. of course.

Next time then

You've been saying that... for a few years.

You probably should be embarrassed.

Don't flip.

Smarter than your average construction laborer.

He must be paying, then.

No, it was not "4 hours ago."

Worst fucking birthday date ever: 1. Dick shows up smelling like asphalt and sweat... 2. ... 2 hours late... 3. Fuggs drunk drives for a fire stick remote... 4 ??? 5. ...while Dick orders room service. 6 Then you watch Aladdin and everyone falls asleep in their own beds.

You drove?!

No, you definitely do not.

Wait, is this dude scamming you for overpriced hotel food? You may want to hide his clothes in case he decides to bolt after "dinner."

What the hell is "cookout?"

In case all of these threads just completely disappear?

Over / under is the shower takes an hour.

If he waits another hour, he can wheel her into the room, give her a slap on the ass, be out the door to drop the cart off in the service elevator, and down the fire escape in... 15 minutes tops and she'll think it was a night too fabulous to comprehend.

And cousin's sloppy second dick is going on two hours late, too.

Or a racist .gif.

And now she's drunk. This will go well, no doubt.