scoobdog

Thanks for the update, @tsar4.

You're not the only one. The propensity of turning everything into a breaking news cycle has created this kind of non stop meaningless jabber.

He'd go out every morning and water the trees. They looked so happy he thought. He imagined the bright red apples on their branches. His mouth watered in anticipation. Then he touched himself. The old woman across the street always seemed to have this half smile as she watched his morning ritual. In their own way, each lusted for that fruit....

So.. You're saying this is a golden opportunity, right?

There was once a dutiful gardner. He said to himself "I'm going to water my fruit trees everyday and in a few months I'm going to have fruit." His friends said "Dude, you need automatic sprinklers." But the gardener thought that would be too much trouble. "It's cool dudes. I'll water every day, and my fruit will be awesome." And so he did.... For a while.

What if, guys? What if?

There's a reason why automatic sprinkler systems exist....

Did you answer the question I asked?

There should be a "Hide" option, though.

Best way to end up on a watchlist to repeat it three times.

It was a well constructed story. I like how subtle the tragic undertone is.

How big was it?

Had trouble Googling, huh?

Thanks for that info, Fuggs.

This is almost as good as the Bro Jesus Memes.

Damn... everything is fucking deep state now.

So... ...how his dick taste?

You can get that at VIper's forum for free.

Why?!

He's scared of this?