scoobdog

Hypochondriacs are not liars.

The word is... "Don't" As in "Don't do this, Fuggs."

Perfect. Hold that.

Don't say that...

That can be the undercard to Packard vs. Ghostrek .

Uh.... Got it. 👍

You put MEXobioligist too. And, gpcat.

No, Zeni isn't that creative. He's got one note, and he plays that note until his fucking lips bleed then plays it some more. I'll give Phillies his due and say he can be creative sometimes.

Wait, wasn't she one of your fantasy dates?

That would make it perfect, then.

Otherwise you'ld be camped out in her front yard, right?

Load up on fiber, and you'll never grunt again. Of course, it'll be the exact opposite where you don't make it to the toilet sometimes.... but at least you don't have a coronary doing it.

He's posting in character.

I'm glad you're taking it seriously. Hope it gets cleared up pronto.

What? Does it spit acid or something?

You obviously didn't try everything because the police had to show up at your place to serve you for a fucking bill.

Tempty. of course.

Next time then

You've been saying that... for a few years.

You probably should be embarrassed.

Don't flip.

Smarter than your average construction laborer.

He must be paying, then.

No, it was not "4 hours ago."

Worst fucking birthday date ever: 1. Dick shows up smelling like asphalt and sweat... 2. ... 2 hours late... 3. Fuggs drunk drives for a fire stick remote... 4 ??? 5. ...while Dick orders room service. 6 Then you watch Aladdin and everyone falls asleep in their own beds.