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I don't think Lupin intended to be condescending, but what he called "adulting" (fucking hate that term) wasn't adulting. Nonetheless, snapping at someone who isn't expecting it isn't a good look, even if the advice is unsolicited. Best just to say "I got my business in order, thanks."

Worst attempt at black face ever?

The shadow makes it look like you have a five-o'clock shadow.....

Happy Birthday!

Soap kitchen? Are you going to have to wear boy shorts too?

@enad

*sensei looks on, nods with approval *

Surf and turf sounds good.

Oh ok

I like how Viper's broken dick perfectly follows the curve of Kaa's head.

Why do you call me a nerd and you slobber all over Sawdy? I wonder....

Who says they're actual prudes and not just women who aren't sluts?

No, I've never been dickmatized, and I don't know anyone who has been dickmatized. Lol

Can't prove a negative.

I know what it means. I was being incredulous because it's preposterous.

Not hard enough, apparently. Also, your OP was utter bullshit.

Dickmatized?

Tl;dr - Fuggs thinks dudes prefer prudes because she'd rather think those women have mind control power rather than admit she's attracted to scum.

This is your weakest justification for liking that overweight wheezing douche, yet.

So that means stilgar is more famous than some dude on Jimmy Fallon ... who's more famous than Zeni.

"Mommy, why do you keep calling that fat guy 'military hottie'?"

They looked pretty good last night, coming back from a 19 point deficit. I was wondering why the fuck Chris Paul would risk a technical foul, effectively putting the game out of reach, but now I know....

It would be hell trying to cut your hand with a safety razor.

How exactly does it hurt your back?

Are you shaving with a straight razor?