scoobdog

I'm not a trucker, but a couple of times I've driven non-stop from here to El Paso on the I-10 in a box truck. For whatever reason, the truck stops we hit up 1am, 3am, etc are devoid of life. Don't even see lot lizards. The one thing that kind of stands out for me is how truckers seem to have this unwritten code of conduct out on the highway that isn't readily apparent when you're in a passenger vehicle. It's not even anything you can describe other than there's this pattern truckers seem to follow when passing or approaching a hill. After about 15 hours of driving, you start to feel a little affinity for them even though you're in a piece-of-shit Ryder with a speed limiter.

So did you fool around?

Ouch....

Thanks Mods!

Why was she unpopular?

Uh....

I hope not... I hate my vegetables roasted crispy.

I tell ya what.... A Porsche makes a magical coffin - it cremates and turns you into an instant celebrity.

Hey look... This thread is hot, just like Luke Perry.

Nothing But Trouble. Shitty movie, but John showed his range.

No, you wouldn't.

You didn't fuck the shit out of her, so yes.

Packard is laughing at you.

He heard you were on your period and looking for love.

Luke, God rest his soul, would want it this way.

Nice save.

Trash compactor accident? Tainted bum jizz? Fratricide? I need odds on this.

Lol Seriously?

You sure? Because that would be great if you were.

It's been that long? OMG He was unsung in The Blues Brothers.

I thought he was great in Riverdale. RIP

Wocka wocka...

I totally wanted to make this thread.... and now I'm glad I didn't.

It's pink....

Is that a lube dispenser.... Or hand sanitizer?