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Well, that's a good thing. The accuracy on those things is suspect, but its still important to monitor your heart rate while doing cardio. The point here is that things like hunger pains and other symptoms could indicate over-exertion. I'm a cyclist, and I never, ever go out without a heart rate monitor on because, much in the same way that a tachometer on a car is there to warn you when your over revving an engine, over-revving your heart could cause a heart attack. Have you checked what your maximum heart rate should be?

Oh shit.... Benji has his very own meat puppet!

Did you take it back to the counter?

When you said she was too nice, you didn't say she was fucking stupid.

Does this exercise machine have a heart rate monitor on it?

How are you measuring your activity? Are you doing it based on expected expenditures or are you using a heart-rate monitor?

You shouldn't be burning that much after just an hour of cardio. It should actually closer to 3-500. That being said, I also doubt your body is craving just because you need to replace calories. Unlike weight lifting, you're not "building" muscles. What is more likely is that you're not properly eating, and the sudden expenditure triggers your digestive system.

It was better when it was in Hawaii

Those people have no decorum, or sense of personal space.

It would be nice to be able to use joke alts in the DF, while the joke is still relevant and before anyone can figure out who the alt is.

I would have no idea. I ain't paying you.

Shit load of famous people are 50.

Nevada? You know someone in Las Vegas or something?

Cool. I'll check her out.

That wasn't the question. What do you offer a man who pays you besides sex? Call it what you want, but you're treating your relationship like a business transaction, and it seems pretty clear Efrain isn't getting what he's paid for.

So he's a loaded diaper. Gotcha.

You mean Dej?

Good. Finally, someone found a way to improve Ranch.

Absolutely.

I'll be honest... not a fan of Cardi, mostly because she's somehow managed to take the Niki Minaj sound and make it even cheaper. They're both above that trash heap Iggy Azalea, but they're still both pretenders to the genre. This is my first time hearing about Dej Loaf... I'm going to have to check her out.

Lol "Gimme some of your money. You don't deserve it." Not so sure about him like Jameis Winston, though...

Yeah, but she's hot.

So, what do you offer to makes your "sex" worth whatever you "charge?"

Pro tip: You're not making him happy because he thinks of you as a prostitute.

Eh. I served on two juries. It was ok. Helps on a jury will certainly .... liven things up a bit.