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So Nabs can pop in to downvote a post but not actually wish the dude a HBD? What a piece of shit. Anyway, happy birthday homey.

Where do you work?

You depressed ghosty?

Well... I'm going to assume he has more than just that. Maybe a camp counselor? Anyway, I'd visit.

You aren't a champion very often.

You can't be angry. Only happy, well adjusted people post here.

Bones are a'ight. Got a bit of rivalry going, but usually in the same circle.

I would have never figured you for a french horn player. Definitely a trumpet, or God forbid, maybe one of the chiller trombones. The horns are like the wrong kind of a special breed.

Or, it could be the other way around, which would mean, Kagome's dad.... is really King Kong.

How do you know Kagome's dad isn't himself a furry?

That's all natural.

You want to be a blue hair...?

That's damn near impossible once he's up.

Dragula.

Fixed. Be sure to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the moos of their women.

You should let me cook for you sometime. It will be awful, but entertaining.

I get gray hairs, but because I've always had dirty blonde with highlights, the gray streaks don't look particularly out of place.

You're wrong.

Just wanted to point out that showing your ass (figuratively) is not something to apologize for. In fact, it should be lauded. Seriously, though, the long absence was worrisome seeing how difficult the process was. Glad you're here and doing OK.

Skate of die...?

I don't think Sawdy hangs out with special kids when he's off the boards.

So, you folded like paper when the salesman pressured you.

This might be your worst name change yet.

What? Why would they be heavier? He's just as poor as you are.

Good to know. Huge dick, no cheese. Gotcha.