scoobdog

Who the fuck buys wedding dresses from Wish?! Also, I hate the fact they sponsor the Lake Show. Almost as bad as the mother fucking Jacob Emrani....

What do you really feel Vamped?

Who? Fruit of the Loom?

I gotta say, you do good work.

Artificial just isn't the same, but I appreciate the offer.

Okay... I want to face plant into boobs, but can't because of social distancing. Everything wrong somehow boils down to that.

That was too complex for you? Fine. Not everyone worships. Period.

I know what you said, and it was in fact fundamentally wrong. Not everyone "worships" the object of their prayers or incantations.

No. Not everyone worships a deity. In fact, a good deal of the world does not.

That's not true.

What if I don't want to be religious?

Are there no other ways to not confirm my worries?

What if the Bible is wrong?

What if I have nothing to repent for and I'm still worried?

That doesn't work unless its a something you uploaded from your own computer. Not much point to tagging something that you (theoretically) already have.

*Gets out credit card*

Is he stalking you?!

Happy birthday! Hope it's a memorable one.

Doesn't matter. You're useless whether or not you're in the afterlife or just dead. if you can't do good in the hear and now there was no point.

Is that like their version of V8?

Campbell's Tomato... Juice? You mean soup?

Uh.. no. It's a tomato and pepper based mix. Personally, I compare the mix to Snap-E-Tom.

Yeah, but it's really hard to fuck up a bloody mary.

I'm kind of surprised by the chicken shortage as well, but that's only because the last time I heard of an issue it was because COVID-19 was affecting a major pork processing plant. It only makes sense that all meat would have shortages given that meat processing and packing seems to be centralized, something I wouldn't have thought of if not for the pandemic. Cali should also be affected, but the nature of the supply line issues probably means that shortages are sporadic as opposed to universal.

Damn.... all i got was an occasional eyeroll.