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It's that ratchet fog that lays along the San Joaquin Valley floor from about dusk to sunrise in the winter. Its a uniquely Central California Christmas tradition that nobody else wants.

You said me talking to you here is weird after me supposedly not responding to texts. Why is that weird?

What? Did you think I hated you or something?

In every photo you post, you look ready to fuck but if you don't it's like totally her loss.

Packard, Professional Engineer, getting his hard work all undone. I mean, he had the Sports folder right where it needed to be after that Jets win.

I bet Trevor Lawrence was celebrating all right.

This sounds like tempting fate.

Maybe

Well, there is going to be some trauma when a person goes from being alive in your memory to being dead, especially if that person means something to you.

That is a pretty awful way to find out someone you knew was dead.

You have war fears every year, bro.

The cook. It’s counterintuitive given one person ends up doing more work, but the person who is cooking needs to clean the pots and pans ASAP or they will be near impossible to clean. It makes more sense to divvy up cooking and cleaning together than spitting the tasks. Also, communal clean efforts always end up in disaster.

Just post all your DF shit in sports.

Don't try measuring little Wacky with that. Those things be sharp.

No, it's mostly just to decontaminate from the store germs of the Jets.

Quarantine with the DF.

You miss him, don't you?

People thought @Quackers was scary?

Well... I mean we do, but it’s really hard to work in a joke about Melania in off it’s not standalone.

Not that it’s any consolation, but at least this year, being lonely on Christmas and New Year is kind of the expectation.

That sucks bro. Both of you are on the front line.

#livingthedream

Don't be silly. Packard is dead.