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scoobdog

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  1. Don't do that. Your OP was corny as shit and won't work on strangers, but if you use it as an ice breaker on a girl that looks like she might be into you, it could work
  2. People marry trees and ghosts, so why not?
  3. We don't get slider chains here, so I'm curious too.
  4. That makes sense. I can't get enough popcorn, but I just use enough oil to pop the kernels and load it with salt. Too much oil kind of turns my stomach too.
  5. How much oil do you use?
  6. I’m reporting for duty. Are we storming hq or not?
  7. Nah, the first laugh had to have come at the expense of the local headman.
  8. You know what? Me neither. I mean, what's up with that?
  9. Ok, seriously, the casual misogyny is rather annoying.
  10. Happy Birthday!
  11. I like it. Looks good man.
  12. His supposed ability to recall obscure evidence of past misdeed takes yet another crippling hit.
  13. At least someone's getting their dicks stroked. Hehehehehehehe
  14. No, Packard, you don't.
  15. Just wanted to point out... this is what you get for bringing nuanced humor to the simpletons.
  16. Why you ever backfill a foundation trench?
  17. Joke and a slapstick routine.
  18. I was wondering. Is email aliases not a thing anymore?
  19. until
    Take time out of your day to make a Republican worse about his.
  20. Jell-O shots in celebration
  21. He was always fat.
  22. Seth told me I could do whatever I want for free, just as long as I filmed it.
  23. Not until I can put my fingers .... into his tracheotomy.
  24. Does that mixture also cause damage to the cardiovascular system?
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