scoobdog

Man, I can't stand antipasto salad. Nothing good can come out of cold pasta. But Bucket is right - something wrong with you olive-hating mother fuckers.

Lol. Not really. The thing about crackheads is they're always trying to run some kind of scheme. Take the crack away, and the schemes are all that's left. Thanks to the stupidest leader of the free world and a whole bunch of his degenerate easily conned supporters, ready to shell out for his book, he can start his bogus "recovery" network and at once justify that need to be in control while pretending he's completed his rebirth.

Yes, I knew he was a crackhead. That motherfucker thinks selling shitty pillows counts as a redemption story.

That's the plan.

Don't do that. Your OP was corny as shit and won't work on strangers, but if you use it as an ice breaker on a girl that looks like she might be into you, it could work

People marry trees and ghosts, so why not?

We don't get slider chains here, so I'm curious too.

That makes sense. I can't get enough popcorn, but I just use enough oil to pop the kernels and load it with salt. Too much oil kind of turns my stomach too.

How much oil do you use?

I’m reporting for duty. Are we storming hq or not?

Nah, the first laugh had to have come at the expense of the local headman.

You know what? Me neither. I mean, what's up with that?

Ok, seriously, the casual misogyny is rather annoying.

Happy Birthday!

I like it. Looks good man.

His supposed ability to recall obscure evidence of past misdeed takes yet another crippling hit.

At least someone's getting their dicks stroked. Hehehehehehehe

No, Packard, you don't.

Just wanted to point out... this is what you get for bringing nuanced humor to the simpletons.

Why you ever backfill a foundation trench?

Joke and a slapstick routine.

I was wondering. Is email aliases not a thing anymore?

Jell-O shots in celebration

If?