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I'm not apologizing for that.

Went to the well one too many times with this ploy. Dana White knows Conor needs UFC more than the UFC need Conor at this point.

Going to be entertaining.

What if no one ever emails you because they all hate you? Is your email still valid?

Humble meme farmers put all their energy into tending their stupid internet crap.

Nothing, I can't change my core character flaws.

6.9 / 10.

Anything "Artesian" can't be half bad.....

I hear the sweet moderator gig is available for the right price, homey.

Bean looks just like my Valentine. Boy or Girl?

Oh.... yeah. If i catch your drift, that was a bad time.

How did you manage the IP ban?

No, you should stay just like that.

May I suggest?

Wow, someone's a little pissy....

Pronunciation can be altered to better benefit speech cadence, which is dependent on the speaker.

Like rapey desperate? Probably a good thing you didn't ask her if she was pregnant, then.

Did she have nice... eyes?

Was she hot?

Damn straight, particularly plunked into a martini... Hmm... that just gave me an idea for a salad dressing....

Dudes get "friend zoned" all the time because they didn't sufficiently show mutual interest. It's not like she's got all the time in the world to just wait for you to get your shit together.

That had to be one special chick for that line to work, but, at least it has a some wit. In this class I was in as a sophomore in HS, this one dude kept trying to pick up on this chick by calling her "garden tool number 2." Like every fucking day. Somehow, it seemed to be working early on because she giggled even though she was protesting, but she got tired of it rather quickly. (Don't ask me what the "number 2" referred to. Also, I'm pretty sure I've told this story before....) Anyway, @Doom Metal Alchemist, it's like these fine people have said. If you use that line at a girl who is waiting for you to show some kind if mutual interest, it could be really effective. It's general enough without being objectifying, but it makes it clear that you're interested in more than just a friendship. If she's not into you like that, the worst that happens is she groans because of the corniness.

Well, shit. This is about the most ringing an endorsement one could get.

Not really the best time to be hanging a shingle, but an entity with resources and connections can carve a niche quickly. Is Florida a locus for banking in the east? Would it be unusual for a bank, particularly an online one, to set up there?