scoobdog

Happy Birthday!

I’ve never heard of any other soda besides grape being used as a stereotype.

Yes, Happy Anniversary!

Those curtains are nice.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!!

Please do, before you go out on a backpack trip. You may need some temporary medicinal help to make sure you’re stable enough to go on a self discovery journey. Don’t feel you need to complete your degree now or force yourself to go to class.

The worrisome part for me that you’re unable to focus on school. Have you seen a doctor about severe depression?

It's only a small step further down for fantasy creature vaginas...

So, you're no longer enrolled at Cal?

Most white supremacy rallies are impromptu for the same reason.... they're too cowardly and stupid until there's someone else there to blame for it.

No, my assets aren't anything to write home about either.

We're also sneaky shits.

Lol. No way your cringey pics come close to my normal pics.

It's true. They also have the biggest egos, which makes it all the worse.

Partially because I got both of my degrees in creative writing. But, also, the fact that it's so bald faced about the fact it's a scheme to coerce use of your creative talents to make money is particularly grating. Plots are almost always secondary to the mechanics of writing, like character development, prose proficiency, and narrative management (as in knowing where and when to build to the climax and how to effective resolve it with the denouement). You're doing 99% of the work, and they're earning 90% of the profits. Not that real publishers a much fairer when it comes to profit sharing based on their contribution, though.

If I saw one of those ads, I would be insulted.

You three are exactly why I will never ever post my picture.

I like grape soda. I mean, I won't actually look for it like I look for pineapple soda, but I still like it enough to choose it if it's an option.

Please. And hurry.

Oh wait... you can't. Lol

You should probably screenshot it for posterity. You never know when all of this will be gone... ...and your memory kinda sucks, so you don't want to rely on that.

So... first you hate DF and never want to go back ever. Now you want to see DF again so you can laugh at it?

Bro.... you know that's not a shiver. That's a convulsion. And, yes, it's totally fine.

This question is to no one in particular.... but how do you fuck up grammar in a four word sentence?