scoobdog

In general, the first action of someone who is too vain to wear glasses is to simply not wear the glasses, not replace them with contacts. I know people who were vain about wearing them, and that's how they acted.

I want his ghost to stuff you in an oven, roast you, then fold you in half so you can go to flavor town up your own asshole.

No,.

I'm starting to think it would be nice if a nice ghost lady would give me a tug while i'm in the head to take some of the edge off the brick I'm shitting out. Or a guy ghost would work.

I got used to putting in gas permeable contacts when I still wore corrective lenses, but it was kind of dangerous because I was still in the field and dust could cause a whole lot of irritation. Last five or so years I almost completely stopped wearing contacts.

Took hime forever to post a pic, too.

How many did you murder yourself?

But that coat sure wasn't. Wasn't it cashmere or something stupid like that?

You ok, bro?

How do you do it? It's fucking magic.

Putting shit in your eyes isn't as fun as it sounds.

It's too hot out.

58 ain't elderly

You know, I've had 34 Ghosts IV on my phone for like a decade (from my lil bro) and I've never listened to it, or to Old Town Road.

What does that entail? I'm genuinely curious...

You have a Bachelor's in IT?

No, waiting is good. It builds the anticipation.

You're saying your death is not a good reason to fight God?

Obviously, someone needs to kill God.

The could be the issue.

^When you suck at a your job, and you take it out on others on a cartoon message board.

I think maybe you haven't seen a whole lot of porno....

Only so many videos of rocky shorelines, toes, and a Subaru steering wheel one can take.

I know. God Damn It.

If you have to ask....