scoobdog

Sure, when I'm fucking with them, or, more specifically, you.

Holy fucking shit. Where have you been that you didn't know this?

I'm rolling with this.

Well, the bigger issue with San Diego was the location. Mission Valley is cold as fuck in the winter, and the only place the city was willing to work with them on a new stadium was going to be there on the same property as their (then) current stadium. It also isn't central like Petco is, and that's what Spanos really wanted. That being said, it was a case of neither side wanting to really budge, and, really, the city admnistration not being as enamored with the Chargers as they needed to be to make a deal. Spanos seems to be a nice enough guy, but he lacks the developer's instinct (ruthlessness?) that Kroenke has. St. Louis wasn't going to full fund a new stadium after being on the hook for the one that the Rams left behind (and that was only a little more than 20 years old), and getting a perennial also ran like the Chargers wasn't going to be an equal trade for the marginally better run Rams. Putting out $400million for the partial cost of a new stadium was already a stretch and a last ditch for St. Louis (and the state of Missouri), and it was more contingent on keeping the Rams and their infrastructure in place. Spending that and other tax incentives to get the Chargers there would not have been particularly cost effective trade off for the local economy. In fact, I think the only reason they even tried it is because they knew Kroenke was stringing the along and they wanted to force his hand.

They weren't going to give the Rams a new stadium, why would they give the Chargers one?

No, it's a coating, not a paint. You can't coat walls with it and expect it to actually cover like a paint would.

Happy Birthday! This should have been in Rants.

Because they get to play in multi billion dollar new stadium with little up-front cost? Spanos isn't known for being the sharpest knife in the drawer anyway, so it's not like he was going to do better on is own anywhere else.

Well, we are both stepping all over the original joke....

Or it's court ordered.

I was going to say. "Come over and clean my place, and I might just let you touch pepe. But it better be really fucking clean." Deal of the Century right there. ... Of course, he does tend to kick his dates out when it's time for bed, so I mean...

That's good to know. Now stop calling them that.

No, it was most definitely not. I actually pissed my pants.

Most people don't give serious hormone treatments cutesy pet names.

It's not that kind of paint. You can't paint your walls with something like that.

Still have no idea what she means by those.

That's just because you're not measuring accurately enough. You could, in fact, be 1,699.99999999999 millimeters tall and the nurse just got lazy.

Pretty sure tiity skittles ain't suppose to make you shrink like that....

I, on the other hand, was shocked.

Who measures themselves in millimeters?!

Is that supposed to be a joke?

It would only be painted on roofs. It's not an uncommon practice.

Always take the picture.

You ever been to Qualcomm?

How do you guys do it?