1) Because Fred Flintstone is an avatar of the mid century white juggernaut who disguised his profoundly racist and misogynistic attitudes behind a common man mystique.
2) This is absolutely a Mix original.
3) Better because you're sharing your immense white man wealth in a way that is both jovial and whimsical.
4) See Sponge's thread about the Dinosaurs reboot.
Pro tip: When she asks where it hurts, you gotta say "Well, there was this night in Coral Gardens..." You would think that's preposterous, but all the message therapists know.
Also Pro tip: Doesn't work in Houston for some reason.