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There is no way he's selling ... that.

Lol. The best part is that mansion is being discounted too. You could have your tigers, their BAEs, and have an extra room for their side pieces.

Wut?!

This thread.

I didn't realize that, apparently, the Giants got a bad check swing call to go their way at Dodger Stadium earlier this year. How often are bad check swing calls a thing?

You decapitated a poor little bunny?!

I think I have a pretty good idea...

Way to telegraph your next parody alt, Nabs.

Fine, I shouldn't have said anything.

He did say he was sure you were fully aware....

Lol I didn't know Ancient Rome defaulted on its national debt.

Easy. You didn't say anything about the psych meds before, man. And, yeah, I was kind of shitting on you. I mean, we've been having this whole "How we going to get Doomy a chick?" thing for years along with lots of advice.... which gets ignored mostly. And that's fine and all. Just not seeing how this is going to be any different.

I had to look that up. That is fucked up. Not surprising, but fucked up nonetheless.

Macroeconomics is most definitely not the same as microeconomics.

It’s more to it than that. Those characters are also usually extremely immature or in some other way emotionally stunted. That’s how that particular plot device works.

The ridiculous notion a girl is going to judge you based on your parents is a sign of an inferiority complex.

Start by actually doing something about your inferiority complex.

TL;DR - You're not closer.

There's more to you not getting dates than not having privacy while fucking or needing to play to girls that look down on a guy that lives at home. Sure, those are legitimate concerns when you actually land a date, but they're not stopping you from actually putting yourself out there. Rather, they're excuses for you to put off dating all together.

No, but apparently being an alcoholic caused heart failure and brain damage.

I'm convinced he's a motherfucking genius.

You take that back sir.