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scoobdog

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  1. I hope Ghosty puts on the condom before he takes a meat cleaver to Packard.
  2. Too lazy to get a two part vaccine?
  3. Will I be disappointed?
  4. It might be a good idea for you to take pictures of yourself flipping the place off as you leave.
  5. You want him to write a report about all the chicks you scare off?
  6. Are you too far north for that particular pipeline? I thought it was coming out of Houston or something.
  7. I'll put some in with Packard's groceries and send him to you. If he resists the urge to smoke, you'll be handsomely rewarded. Edit: Actually, you'll also be handsomely rewarded if he does smoke.
  8. That's dementia for you.
  9. Your "tailor" just wants to survive.
  10. That's when all the children are out, right? Gotta catch 'em all.
  11. So... never?
  12. You don't punch anyone because your arm would break if you tried.
  13. The people of WalMart don't even want their own bodies.
  14. I completely fucked up the meeting minutes for my 8:00 meeting... to which I was a half hour late. And it was everyone else's fault.
  15. Also, does this thread need someone to hum "The Battle Hymn of the Republic?"
  16. I still have no idea what he's saying half the time. Even when he name drops me specifically, I don't know why.
  17. See, it’s obvious you don’t have a plan
  18. I mean, all you’re really doing is spoon feeding Nabrek because he’s too lazy to find shit on his burner phone and work his own material.
  19. He’s already better at it than Nabs.
  20. @resurrected: what’s your game?
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