molarbear

I dunno

like a kiddie pool that sat out in the heat for a few days in the summer without changing the water Just kinda "Nasty"

Betty White is still safe!

As long as it's cooked, and covered in cheese, Broccoli will always have a place in my heart If you ask me to eat it raw, you may take me out back and give me the full Ole' Yeller Treatment

I was going to post this in the memes thread but I thought it'd be more appreciated here

I member in College it was all schwag and we'd get excited if it had a lot of red hairs in it Then one day a guy charged us way more than normal and the shit was blue, we smoked the normal amount and to this day I'm convinced an Alien spoke to me telepathically for at least 3 hours

Happy Birthday!

You really should. I was given the advice that on a first date you should always go somewhere you know you're going to enjoy, that way if it fails terribly you can still enjoy yourself

I've only known two Females in my life that do this My Mom and my Friend's Wife My Mom use to get us food when I was little and not get fries, then she'd tell us she may just take a few from ours... then she'd be indecisive as fuck about if she wanted some fries while we were eating them Friend's Wife likes to order a nasty ass pizza with toppings I don't like when we get pizza so I get my own, then she wants a piece of mine and I'm like "HELL NO! You ordered Mushroom and Pineapple and now you must live with the consequences."

Happy Birthday!

My plan!

It's really bad when it decides to pop up for no reason when you're about to leave somewhere Just finished dinner and everyone's about to leave the restaurant? Check Even worse was HS, bell just rang? Check

after saying it out loud numerous times and sounding like I had lost my mind to all 2 spiders lingering in the house

The only reason I complain about not being able to grow facial hair is because of this I would totally do this shit

What you gotta say is "Yes, I'm a Viking. Try to fuck with me!" Then you piss on them to establish dominance Brock Sampson taught us this long ago with Mummies

I'm just going to assuming since you made this post you won the hot sauce fight so, good job!

should have paid me Empty's nude's people

Coach swinging for the fence saved us all

112 please