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molarbear

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  1. Pro: You're closer to Disney World Con: Florida, the south, constant swamp ass
  2. I get the Jordan reference! This did not "Quote" right My Phone is Dumb, but my Internet is Dumber
  3. Ask it how squirrels view me I always go out of my way to not hit them, and I'm convinced that some day when I'm in a pinch a shit ton of them are going to show up and save me
  4. I'd seriously fucking run if I saw this
  5. Ask for socks and boxer briefs waist size 30 Then send them all to me along with at least 300 more photos of your pupper
  6. There was a Sega Genesis Game called "General Chaos" if your Troops drown they went down exactly like this
  7. It's basically casual, and then going as fast as you can before the other dude can stand at the urinal next to you
  8. Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again? I'll see myself out
  9. I usually just set it to "Master Blaster" setting and pray only one stream comes out
  10. Just letting it roll at this point
  11. I was going to put a Gif here that said " Stay Alive!" It would not upload, so "Please, Stay Alive!"
  12. When you think you're tired of the song, it comes back around again
  13. Happy Birthday!
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