molarbear

Why stick them in your butt when you can crush them, let them ferment, and then drink them?

Facts!

I was in 7th grade in the late 1900's *credit to evilbob for telling me the phrase "Late 1900's" the other day

You've possibly ingested too much caffeine during the day You're thinking about things that happened in 3rd grade wondering how you should have acted You're possibly debating an imaginary convo you had with the shitty driver in front of you during traffic

just in case

Showered LIKE A VIKING I feel empowered now, anyone wanna go torch a village?

I'm guilty of this

https://gfycat.com/plushunrulykoalabear-the-wolf-of-wall-street-matthew-mcconaughey My Gifs don't pop up anymore and I dunno why

I tried to cut my own hair... and up until this point everyone had the common courtesy to not mention it

How are the neighbors?

You picked the worst thread to live in, we're all lost toys on an Island

Instead of a rival family gunning down sonny at the toll booth it could be the mascots for all the other holidays

You forgot about June Bugs Harmless, but anytime you're near a light they like to dive bomb the shit out of you

I'm 33

Pro: You're closer to Disney World Con: Florida, the south, constant swamp ass

I get the Jordan reference! This did not "Quote" right My Phone is Dumb, but my Internet is Dumber