molarbear

Me either

Dude is younger than me and can grow facial hair This World is Dildos

F for the Blue Barracudas

It's movement my dude, that requires energy and our body's source of energy is calories You're technically running, just much slower..... assuming you walk at normal speeds and don't power walk everywhere

I bet Kyler Murray is real glad he choice Football right now

Is it Legal to pet a dogs stomach? Imma do it no matter what if they roll over.

ATHF 4ever

Why did taco bell stop offering the chili cheese burrito?

^

insert puppy

Why stick them in your butt when you can crush them, let them ferment, and then drink them?

Facts!

I was in 7th grade in the late 1900's *credit to evilbob for telling me the phrase "Late 1900's" the other day

You've possibly ingested too much caffeine during the day You're thinking about things that happened in 3rd grade wondering how you should have acted You're possibly debating an imaginary convo you had with the shitty driver in front of you during traffic