molarbear

Some people draw, some people read, some people do productive things I have started sending my friends random pictures of Giraffes with no context As in 4 people are going to wake up tomorrow with 20 pictures of giraffes I regret nothing

In these trying times some people just need a fix

this is awesome! You should reward her by posting a picture of your Dog....in this thread... please

😮 You hate getting paid to go to the bathroom?

I have lost sleep over this one

That's a lot of hormones to deal with -Molar's input

I couldn't find any good ones today

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAMPED!!!!! I know the Rona probably hindered some of your plans for your birthday but, for this song to work I'm going to need you to pretend like you're named Christopher when you watch it plus I hear only really cool people are named that

The only way I will ever grow a Beard

Mushrooms, in general they nasty do not put them anywhere near where I'm eating because I will fling them straight into the trash where they belong

I tried to just put a Gif here but it wouldn't load

This shit hit here right as allergy season kicked in I trust no one, including myself

I feel like if that happened here one of two things would happen Either traffic would be backed up for miles because no one would know what to do, or some dude wearing nothing but overalls would casually walk up and pet it, then move it off the road

Happy Birthday Ghost!

Did I win yet?

Does that look like spit? Fuck it, I'm eating it anyway.

They are! Voltage does not matter anymore, btw. My new one is 1800 volts and cooking instructions are like "800, 0r 1200 volts?" I just kinda wing it, and if it's ice cold in the middle I nuke it for another minute Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

Build a pillow fort watch a Studio Ghibli film sleep for 12 hours I'd say it works for me but whenever I pull this off I still wake up tired

so fun fact before you linked this I was talking with DBZ4ever (he works at a library as a book processor) and I told him about what you said he confirmed that he processes tons of these along with paranormal romance novels I don't.... this is so much to process

I just like how the one on the right is like "HEY MOFOS, I GOT MY OWN PIZZA!"