molarbear

I loved the part in last night's game where Tom Brady thought he was so Grandfathered into the League that he could get a 5th down

This question amuses me while also leaving me oddly terrified I laughed pretty hard but then I was like "What if this is the person you read about on the internet at 2 am that supposedly got arrested for fucking a watermelon in a field with shit just dripping down their leg" The latter part made me laugh harder, like the kind of laugh where you laugh then 5 mins later when you're checking the mail you laugh even harder I think 2020 may have cracked me......

I'd see the mushroom cloud Only way you're taking that thing down is with a nuke

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Vampire 100% I'd only drink the blood of bears, then I'd have an army of blood thirsty bears at my disposal

I can't hate on it because Fans put me to sleep like the weird humming knocks me out at times

21, Jackpot! I have no intentions of self harming myself though, and I blame 2020 I just drink a metric shit ton more now, and sleep like 10-12 hours a days Animals Bruh. Animals they keep me going This brings up Time Travel. People always say they want a Time Machine, but, Imagine going back to where you live like Pre KT wipeout, you gonna get eaten by a Dinosaur, or spawn in some weird Ocean not yet named and get eaten by those weird Shark-Whale things

They got knocked out by the Marlins again though PTSD flashbacks of Alex Gonzalez not fielding the ball right, and Mark Prior giving up 6 runs in an Inning

The only problem I have with this is Pepsi would eventually die off, and I'd never see Crystal Clear Pepsi again Plus Coke 2 would probably come back at some point

Dexter Coakley was only 5'7 and he had a pretty successful stint in the NFL

Happy Birthday Scoob!

Why ya don't play games with us? I frequently wonder this

My understanding is it's like a Starfish, you can remove a certain amount and donate to someone and it usually repairs itself and works fine That being said my Education was in this State so, take that with numerous grains of Salt Not the "Fuck you Salt", The "Highly doubt Salt"

They remind me of Laser Tag

I meant to share this with you! I found it last night https://www.dogster.com/lifestyle/diwali-dogs-festival-of-lights-nepal-kukur-tihar