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molarbear

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  1. Break free little one, conquer that sexual Aggro Crag I always thought you were cool, and seeing you get laid before zeni would prove that maybe.... Karma does exist
  2. My favorite part was when they were headliner for the Sturgis bike rally in 2020 I really just want to know who else said no before they finally settled on Smash Mouth
  3. >.> *See's I'm somehow leading the picks Is now a bad time to tell you guys that I only ever have 3 real locks and the rest are literal coin flips?
  4. I've had some cheap deaths in it, as in I've landed the final blow on a boss and then fallen over dead randomly so much so that I kind of put it on the back burner
  5. *NVM, @Distortedreasoning saw some of them I was joking with another board member that maybe the kickers had unionized and were on strike until they got more respect Apparently the Chargers kicker missed two extra points too
  6. .... Next you're gonna try to tell me to put skittles into a zima
  7. I had to search through an indiana jones like cave covered in cobwebs and filled with ancient riddles to dig up the Jets/Panthers score on the ESPN app just to be let down I thought for sure the Jets would beat a bunch of inbred fucks who forever ruined the landscape of pornhub with their incest wet dreams... but alas, I was horribly wrong
  8. A lot of College players are rocking them too I feel like some things from the 80's just need to stay dead
  9. A&M beat Bama Can't wait to see them drop to #2 tomorrow
  10. Happy Birthday!
  11. Would you be referencing the Arkansas game? I may be done with CFB after today... I don't think my body can take it anymore Tuning into the Sooner game with a whopping 2 hours of sleep under my belt to see them fall behind 28-7 in the first Quarter, by halftime I didn't really have a voice anymore I don't care if they lose 110-0 to North Dakota St A&M Tech, they have to beat Texas
  12. Off subject.... Saw this on Netflix and I was like "Jackie would appreciate this"
  13. Keenan Allen got me almost the exact amount of points tonight I needed to win
  14. I think that's what Protestants refer to as foreplay
  15. I tried watching it but I ended up falling asleep on the couch Not like "light nap" sleep, but full on woke up not knowing if it was night or day with drool all over my face
  16. Happy Birthday Scoob!
  17. Possibly just protectors? I dunno, I've never really taken a deep dive
  18. https://retroprotection.com/Console-Box-Protectors-Mix-and-Match-Packs-5-Pack-532.htm There's a stream I watch on twitch of a person that owns a used/new video game store and they use this site to order boxes for games
  19. First mistake, not naming it something really stupid If there's anything living in this wretched hell hole has taught me it's that you have to name your menu items after patriotic things because people get massive boners for that shit EAGLE DOG BOAT BURGER GUN TRUCK FRIES...TITTIES ( We start with a 1/3 lb all 'murica beef patty from a cow that was force fed nothing but mint flavored copenhagen and evan williams, upon slaughter the meat is then covered in bald eagle shit and left to marinate over a diesel smoke stack for 14 days until it turns just the right amount of "fuck commies grey" then to top it off, we send it to church to be baptized)
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