molarbear

This is knowing you're going into cryo freeze, not just an unexpected moment

Then you realize it says on screen who betrayed them https://clips.twitch.tv/PuzzledSpicyBeeLeeroyJenkins-IpwFjLUSk5eJxPTu

He's Han Solo dude, the coolest space pirate ever Always Sunny reference

Which pose do you go into cryofreeze in?

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

Throw a turtle shell at them and ruin their day

...I don't live there, I just visited once and it was really cool Everyone had Dogs and you could pet them if you asked, and the pretzels were like $2 and I ate like six of them throughout the day

Go to Leavenworth, Wa

West It's the direction my bed faces

I'm not bragging when I say this but, I gotz the baby face I get carded everywhere I go The cool part is, I'm hoping that when I hit my 40's it'll remain and all the single mom's in the area that have been divorced 4 times want me to clean their pool and then I cash in

My gif links don't work anymore enjoy a longer version of the real sauce

Land Before Time meets Pokemon

I was running on fumes and trying to be funny

You just gotta find the Airbender dude, he always breaks the cabbage stand

There I was, 4th and long, the ball got snapped, I knew the play was fucked from the beginning because there was definitely a Blitz happening. Ran a screen route, and here I exist today, having topped the other Sperm that would have occupied my Egg There was another at first, but I consumed it in the womb and thus I was cut out of a stomach. Not gonna lie, no clue where I was going with this. Claritin knocks me on my ass

Ya damn bamboozled me Scoobs May USC never win another National Championship again until you personally carry me up a Mountain! 😛

He's actually pretty straight edge, he drinks but doesn't get drunk and he's a vegan He just grew up loving those low budget, late night horror movies, and that's the main source for his music

I saw mix vent, definitely the imposter

Holy fuck Dude, your joints would have me babbling to Space Jesus and then pass out for like 3 days

I dunno, my Dad works with SCADA and to this day after numerous explanations as to what that is, I still have no clue what it is so I'm going to say it's possible

I bet he's a Senator now