molarbear

........ Awwwwwww

Dude I don't... in that moment my old 6th grade peewee team ran a better 2 min drill sidelines, and now it's even first downs either way you're suppose to have go to plays that you already know in the event the clock keeps moving Whatever that shit was, you could have given a beached whale a football and it would have lost less yards by sitting there being beached and not knowing what a football is or having any understanding of the world of gravity and why it's now hemorrhaging under its own weight because it would have only drawn one delay of game penalty before time ran out

"Alright, we have 57 seconds and we're starting at the 25.... this is completely manageable" ....2 plays later

in other news Air Force beat Baylor! Turns out....the NIL doesn't affect Military Academies

Commendable.... but major booty still wins

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My plan is to fortify the area around my nesting spot with blankets, after that I will set out to find you so I can use your head to kindle the first flame and bring warmth back to the land

Happy Birthday! I had a shitty paint image I made but it didn't save and I'm a little too high to remember wtf I drew atm

https://newatlas.com/medical/base-editing-gene-therapy-first-patient-success-trial Been some really cool science news in the last few days

I picked the absolute worst time to stumble on this "He'll be like Warner and be relevant again when he's old, we're going to bet on this!" -Jets Flacco ".............................is Gary Busey yelling at anyone else?" -Jets -pooh watching the Jets season after their most promising start in eons

DUUUde that weird extra time they add for injuries and shit so you never actually know when it ends? When can I pee?

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24866357/the-untold-1999-texas-oklahoma-story-mike-leach-fake-play-script This is my favorite To the man that gave us the Air Raid Offense....probably not on purpose He probably got bored watching football one weekend and after being rejected by the officiating committee repeatedly to have the rules changed to allow a lateral pass that traverses space and time count as an 11 1/8 point play and said "Well fine... I'm just going to make as many fucking people as possible eligible receivers, on every play....from this point on."

Anytime you get some new blood in the locker room it can pump people up, I wouldn't call it a false rush of enthusiasm so much as a glimmer of hope on an otherwise bleak season They got a new signal caller who isn't a bad player (dude led the Browns to the playoffs)

I wouldn't have caught it if my Dad hadn't told me

What's sad is TNF gave us one of greatest comebacks of the season tonight and no one saw it....because it was TNF

One of them disappeared, one died and another asked to eat them, then that one died when they ate the dead person, and they're all still upset about having to poop in the woods everything is peachy scoob

It only took 36 years of swimming in some of the most vile waters of the Arkansas River you could imagine for my first mutant power to show up but seriously........when the fuck do the eye lasers kick in?

Nope I started a cult

just gonna leave this here

I hung out with my family, ate some food, started a cult (running one is not as easy as it looks) A+++++++ dude

DBZ was telling me about this Did Mizzou get so caught up in SEC money they forgot they've been terrible since they left the Big XII? Or is it more "This season was bad enough, we're not taking an L to Kansas in a bowl game"?

Thanks! You guys can have some cake I may have licked some of the icing >.>

I thought that was literally why the playoffs started?

oh lord nb4 non power 5 teams still don't make the playoffs