molarbear

Boxer's have a hole in them so you can sit down and go while your loins stay warm HOW IS THIS EVEN A DISCUSSION?

What you're saying, is, there's a possibility your memories of T-ball were you in fact... playing for the Yankees

This Powerwashing Sim is way too calming

......How have the Yankees not signed you yet?

Man.. I couldn't tell you. I think I broke mine in just using it, but I've had it for 20+ years I do wipe mine down with mink oil every fall when I put it away to keep it from drying out

He had to make up for Driant somehow They're all just Sherman trying to find the Sea

Happy Maxwell Rip shit ball

Take her to a skating rink, but pay the DJ to replace all the music with audio books of Sponges Fan Fics If you don't need a life vest to escape that place something is horribly wrong with her

I do, that darker stuff on the ground is from it. I aerated, and spread that with the intention of putting seed down but after a few weeks without rain I didn't see the point...and then it all turned into dust Trees get watered every night when it's this dry, Garden gets it every other day unless it looks real bad. There's a plus side to all this, I haven't had to mow in 2 weeks

The Garden got tired of the heat and gave up The make shift soil sample is suppose to have 3 colors at the bottom, it's not the best pic but there's only 2.. and it's 97% sand Which explains the yard The new plan is to assume the fetal position and cry while trying not to think of all the dirt that needs to be moved in during the Fall....when the ground isn't concrete

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday JACKIE!!!!!!!!!

I'm logging history, not penning the next shades novel

I think they were on to something when they built that Dam that blocked the Sun on Angry Beavers

I was unaware that as I lay melting into a puddle of human goo attempting to scribble the last logs of humanity that my artistic design would be judged

It's hot

FTFY bro

Heather Brooke Sawdy's posted a photo of her before I think she was in every video on the internet that wasn't Naughty America circa 2005

I don't know who thought the yearbook was ever a good idea but, thank you That thing was a joy to read

Just ask her if she knows who Heather is

I already do this with my shoes >.>