molarbear

Did you keep your foreskin?

It's like when the dentist waits until they got all 19 of their tentacles in your mouth before they decide to ask you your life story

Omg 2022 We could see a superbowl with Flacco again!

I feel like this Bedlam game ended in the first quarter and the last 3 have just been torture

this ohio st maryland game is actually pretty entertaining

....It was 6th grade "Now that's what I call music" had just dropped was had just dropped The Will-enium was approaching but none of us were aware that in 5 years ASMB would start

I use to use my pencil to shoot my rubber bands across the room during movies

I don't wanna ruin the fun for you scoob it involved sad crying because I accidentally left the cover on the camcorder

You never specified Orthodontic braces

you’re not the only one that’s hurting here, Pat. The economy stinks, bees are dying, movies are pretty much all sequels now and I have a broken penis. Don’t pretend to know my pain......

that is the 2nd compliment Wishbone has received tonight (I didn't name a stuffed animal, it's an actual Wishbone plushie)

Couldn't figure out why the traffic was so bad on the way home today

It's not padding, I know it. It's wording it in a way that impresses people enough that they give me a decent grade

*this is not a stall tactic btw

Well Damn Scoob I got 2 papers due and you're over here providing zero evidence of said play Now I have to e-mail my Professors and explain why I had to watch this game in its entirety at least 3 times from 4 different perspectives to truly grasp what happened

*Tuttle rustles in the distance

Brenda Shurley

I got nothing dude I'm going to have watch that shit

Sounds like the offense may have tried to sub players while running no huddle If that was the case the field official has to stand over the ball and not allow the offense to touch it until the defense has to be allowed to substitute as well

Fact! Goat Staring program in practice

How's life yo?

I seent it