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molarbear

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  1. Which version had Billy Piper? This was the only season of Dr Who I ever caught any episodes of...
  2. dusting because I can move everything and thoroughly clean only to have it coated in dust a couple days later Making the Bed Fuck the fitted sheets
  3. This is very true, you should all send me whatever you have so I can flush it properly Maybe it's like those people that see Hey Zeus in toast?
  4. Can you convert that to Cubits for me?
  5. ..... YOU TOLD ME IT WAS UNIQUE!
  6. *Ear Lobe Left one Get some glasses if you don't have any, accidentally smudge them a few times because you forget you're wearing them and your face itches, and then take another look around 11ish at night She's totally there
  7. Scoob has eyes? I never made it past his ear lobe that looked like Helen Mirren
  8. how long do I gotta wait?
  9. ? There's still quite a few of those around
  10. I dunno They haven't responded since I made this thread @Raptorpat did you try to hold tiny Lt Dancer a little too close(r)?
  11. Scoob has the face of an angel
  12. No shit? Someone walk me through how to buy Raptor currency
  13. ....I notice "Licking a 9 volt battery to check if it's still got juice" is not on this list I can continue to live freely
  14. I knew it cared too much about my broken penis
  15. but someone named @Raptorpat keeps pm'ing me promising to fix all my back problems by replacing my spine with his "Thorny Raptor Tail" for 30 easy payments of $11.99
  16. I give up on people ever learning how to drive in way that doesn't put everyone on the road at risk DO NOT FUCKING STOP ON A HIGHWAY BECAUSE YOU MISSED YOUR EXIT... ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE 3 LANES OVER FROM SAID EXIT I hope a horse takes a shit on this lady
  17. Let me break it down for you with some TOS logic homie Vamps can turn humans but not WW. The WW can't turn anyone, it just murdilates the poop out of stuff and all the turning stuff is made up *elephant sparkles
  18. molarbear

    Orca

    The day is upon us I joke about this frequently, but with rising sea levels I honestly think they're starting to see humans as a 4th meal
  19. Welcome All! A vote for Scoob is a vote for wet puppy noses in your face, cat snores, and baby elephants
  20. That was actually part of the draw of AS for me a community of late night peeps. When I joined in 04 I was going into my Sr year in HS and didn't have a cell phone. My friends didn't really use aim and such, or really play video games so after 8 or 9 pm I'd usually just sit at home and watch late night tv or play video games. I saw the promo for saving hockey chicken sometime around 11ish and hopped on the computer one night, saw this huge community of people who were just as nerdy as me and awake too, and I was sold
  21. The first sig I remember best had ^ in it and ladyhermaphrodite whoever that was something about building a catapult ....'09ish my 04 account didn't have a sig and after the above mentioned one ryan_expert made me a gnarly SEGA one I rocked for as long as I could
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