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molarbear

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  1. there's 4 pages in this thread at the time of this post and I really don't feel like looking through all them to see if anyone has asked this yet... what are you drinking, and have you tried mixing it?
  2. this free for all event has ended, all the old people are crashing.
  3. www.tinychat.com/swimodin password is "notwelcome" not stolen, OP content we're shooting the shit and having fun....plus it's crackymckrackin... how can you not like the dude?
  4. I'm actually suppose to go fishing with Perseus sometime... I just haven't mustered up the will to drive 4 hours.
  5. I've ripped a man's heart out of his chest with my hand while chanting strange things. MOFO was trying to steal my Sankara stones.
  6. eh, even with alcohol it's not my thing. I love the smell of eggnog.... I just can't drink it.
  7. Does anyone here know how to make Gifs? This is something I've been wanting to learn but everyone I've asked IRL simply attempts to tell me I pronounce the word wrong, instead of offering to help.
  8. I'm going to hangout with my Brother, Mom, and Dad and watch my Mom get super stressed out while cooking (while yelling at anyone who offers to help) She'll get angry about a hour in as my Brother and I make jokes between ourselves... at some point my Dad will eat some Olives and probably get yelled at. Eventually everyone goes their own ways, and I'll do some liver push ups to prepare for New Year's Eve
  9. WHOA!!!!! Pump those brakes. I said mail order girlfriend, not bride.
  10. Good for you man.
  11. Dude...... Your training is complete.
  12. you got any mail order girlfriends who aren't super crazy, and like laugh at terrible jokes?
  13. queso dip
  14. Maybe someone was learning to fly a drone and almost crashed it outside your window, that or, I hear some of them can safely land themselves if they go out of range or lose power. TL:DR you almost got abducted by bigfoot
  15. It's 8 outside right now, I have a big ass Carhartt jacket I got as a safety award at work a couple years ago that punches cold in the face and keeps me warm. Granted it feels like one of those Lead vests they make you wear when you get X-rays, but it gets the job done.
  16. What if I touch myself during the day?
  17. ................You still haven't denied that you've named your hand "crazy"
  18. Clearly you've never had baked potato soup
  19. No bullshit, may be getting snow tomorrow. I R excited! it's probably be an inch and melt as soon as it hits the ground but, I'll have one joyous afternoon of snow.
  20. I thought you had no desire to have sex? I remember that thread, you were like "am I the only one that's just not that interested in sex?" and then everyone was all like "dude, you cray!" which leads me to believe this is a thread about you calling your hand crazy.
  21. he's got that look like "Hooman, you've crossed the line. You know I have to shit on your carpet now, right?"
  22. I've neglected my Animal Crossing for so long that my town is probably confused for a lost Amazonian tribe at this point.
  23. That sounds like an amazing temperature for sleeping
  24. Gladly! I figure if it's going to be cold I may as well get to enjoy it. I fucking love playing in the snow!
  25. I'm actually kind of worried, Baseball is over, College Football is getting ready to start its' Bowls, and Green Bay may not make the playoffs. It's quite possible that the World is going to be boring until May rolls back around.
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